What can i say i am a simple complicated woman. I fancy myself a nutbar, quite rightfully so after all i do believe alarm clocks conspire against me. At sea world i like to taunt the walrus and praise the penguins. I deem myself relatively intelligent, no wait can`t be that humble, i am pretty intelligent, well versed in arts, literature and culture i am a cat who walks many road and chases toads .hehehe...I love opera, i dig the surrealist movement and i loathe Martha Stuart. I draw and write whenever the inspiration strikes, and i have a taste for sour candy, like you wouldn't believe. I love to camp, horse backride and hike.i am a perpetual wanderer, walking is one of my passions, i can mope around for hours with or without a purpose, because the world never ceases to amaze me. I also love poetry, dance in it's many forms and dim sum. Photography fascinates me, philosophy stimulates me and love invigirates me. I can only eat tic tacs in even number and i frolic through life seeking an answer to the eternal question "Do Penguins have knees?" I generally have eclectic tastes, dali and bosch are my fave artists, nabokov and kafka my fave authors, pope and virgil my fave poets.I also have an unhealthy obsession with penguins and a bunnny related paranoiya, drop me a line if you dare to dance with the devil. P.S. I have a boyfriend, so pay attention to the fact that under the reason for being here i put friendship, all attempts at hitting on me will be ignored.
What are you looking for in a partner? Witts, intelligence and vigor, he must be kind, insightful, tolerant respectful,considerate, genuine, compassionate and polka dotted. Most importantly he must be a total wackaroo, in a good way of course.peanutbutter to my jelly, and as of recently i found him, so please, keep you invitations to dinner or offers of marriage to yourself
Describe your perfect first date. ridiculous question, the perfect date is with the perfect man
My therapist describes my personality(s) as.. a raging lunatic, my narcisstistic tendencies are blooming, my egocentricism is out the roof.
A lover once described my looks as.. " hmmm have you broken your nose when you were a kid or sumthing..." hehehe
To get my lover hot, I.. Flip on porn
To satisfy my cravings, my lover must.. he must not address himself as
On the can, I usually read.. comic books, MAXIM, Cosmo
My DVD is usually spinning.. Cinema paradiso, Cartoons,.........
My JukeBox grooves to the sound of.. R&b, JAZZ,classical ,violin ,opera
Activities:
Alien Probing, Art, Cultural Stuff, Dancing, Movies, Photography
Personality:
Artistic, Easygoing, Generous, Joker, Kind, Midnight Toker
Cartoon I Resemble:
Bugs Bunny
What I see in this Inkblot:
two old leaves ripped away from a tree by an autumn wind, looks at me i am going all poetic
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Insight:
Univ/College Student
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